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This Week’s Breaking Bad Episode

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The Macaroni Penguin Episode

Everything Is Stupid Is Adventurously Murderous

Can Billy Come Out to Play?

We like to party.

Murderous bastards, apparently. they up to date on is your future, and your president, or your super-awesome cat who stupid.

everything is murderously of paper, is stupid. I am stupid. your hipster bastard. debate that. even so-called smart things, a buck a can. put that in your tasting current events. current events is mom, who probably goes to college, is damned deal. but this isn’t your snobby then edited in a most fucked way to make glass and sip it, you disgusting snobby news reaches your scope of cognizance, delicious, too. greg, casey, and adam are it’s your dad’s beer. we taste and rate them appear as serial killers of the most current. there is no reason to talk about everything is stupid. everything. even if and make fun of beer that costs less than yesterday’s headlines, man. by the time friend’s beer. it’s everyday beer. it’s history. the only thing you can be like your history professor, or your feelings.

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A Very Special Episode of Everything Is Stupid: The Musical!

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Yep. It’s a live studio shot of the boys recording this very special episode!

It’s the season finale of Everything Is Stupid! In this episode, the boys bring you love and grace, as they sing (yes, sing) the entire episode.

What could be better than three arogant, lonely, tone-def jerks gently serenading you with the mundane details of their everyday boring lives?

In this episode: Casey had a weird call at work with a woman who threatened to snuff herself; Greg spent money he shouldn’t have on things he doesn’t really need; Adam woke up at two in the afternoon, but, sadly, it doesn’t really matter.

Though we are sad and depressed, as I’m sure you are, that this is the last episode of the first season of Everything Is Stupid, rest assured that we will be back in thirteen short weeks, bringing you only the best in podcasting gold!

In the meantime, look for some clip shows, best-of episodes, and unheard blooper reals on our iTunes channel, YouTube channel, and website, to tide you over. And don’t even think about killing yourself before we are back!

And now, enjoy the season finale of Everything Is Stupid!

The Kinkajou Episode: Compact Cassette Tapes, Greedy Children, and Walkabout Willy

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It’s a CCT, asshole.

It’s the penultimate episode of Season One of Everything Is Stupid! In this episode, Adam set up microphone 2 wrong, so it’s another shitty-sounding crock of shit!

On the bright side, though, the boys had some bad thoughts on some good things.

Whatever happened to cassette tapes? And why haven’t hipsters glommed onto them, yet? Cassette tapes were easy to carry, easy to transport, and it was eight tons of fun to record your band over your mom’s Yanni tapes back in the mid-1990s. You just can’t do that with a CD or MP3. Try it. We dare you.

Speaking of the long long time ago, in the before time, remember how fucking terrible and greedy you were as a little brat? We do. Trust us; you were awful.

Finally, this week we have a guest appearance from that wily Aussie, Walkabout Willy. For some reason, he decided to stop by our studio to bore us about the particulars of this week’s animal, the kinkajou.

As a bonus, Casey performs an original song for you. How sweet!