Category Archives: Podcasts

The Coati Episode: Podcasts, Christians, and Skunks


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On this week’s episode of Everything Is Stupid, the boys manage to solve nothing, but instead talk an insane amount of trash about their competition.

There are a lot of bad podcasts out there, ours included, but we’re only on our fourthAi??episode, and we’re getting better, if not less offensive. Sadly,Ai?? there are podcasts out there with thousands of hours of mindless drivel, clogging up the Interwebs with bad Ai??imitations ofAi??morning-drive shows, contributing nothing to anyone’s enjoyment,Ai??and we talk shit about them.

We also bitch about parents shooting their children, but that seems to be old hat, by now, which is a really freaking sad state of affairs.

The Bumblebee Bat Episode: Animals, Cannibals, and Guns


Any proper American knows that it’s our civic duty to arm children with guns. You know, in case the teenagers go crazy…

On this week’s episode of Everything Is Stupid, we solve the gun problem.

On the lighter side, we also talk about what’s better: cats or dogs (cats), and what people probably taste like (as if we don’t already know).

But yeah, we solve the gun problem.


The Axolotl Episode: Conspiracies


cheap myambutol medicine If your into conspiracies, survivalism, and paranoia, you’ll love Survival Nuts!

This week’s podcast is all about conspiracies. Did we land on the moon, or was it all an elaborate hoax perpetrated by filmmaker Stanley Kubrick? Is the government behind 9/11? The Boston Marathon bombing? Cheez Wiz? Did Bill Hicks fake his own death only to come back as Alex Jones? Did Jesus change Coke into Pepsi?

Whatever. It’s all a bunch of bologna, and it’s all stupid.

Pilot Episode: The Mantis Shrimp Episode: Boston Marathon

boston-marathonThis week’s episode is dedicated to those who perished in the Boston Marathon Bombing, a sheer act of utter stupidity and awfulness. May the people behind the attack be infested with brain-eating parasites and have their frontal lobes slowly and painfully liquifed, and drip slowly out of their nose and ears.

Terrorists are idiots. What they believe is stupid, whether they are home-grown anti-government crazies, or radical Islamist cave-dwelling troglodytes. They should all be rounded up, along with NASCAR fans and anyone who bought Baconnaise, and sent to Chad (the country) to be forced to eat PCP and fight each other on pay-per-view television for our entertainment.

Oh yeah, there are a bunch of ideas as well for how atheists can mess with Pentecostal churches.


DISCLAIMER: In this episode, we insult and offend the following (in no particular order):

  • Germans
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  • Southerners
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  • Christianity (Pentacostalism, in particular)
  • Muslims
  • The general public
  • Victims of terrorist attacks
  • Media
  • The KKK
  • Martha Stewart
  • South Africans