The Electric Catfish Episode: Fast Food, Fast Women, and Fast Access to the World Wide Web

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If you can think of something more American, I’ll eat it!

Them boys down at the Everything Is Stupid factory have got a right mean episode for you, this week. I doubt there’s many people that would have the raw gumption to say the things they said about some of our favorite down-home American things, like how Pepsi in foreign countries tends to get hijacked, and I’ll be rootin’ tootin’ if ol’ Casey, the big ol’ southern boy he is, didn’t talk trash about our most sacred of southern institutions, Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Angelina Jolie’s breasts make a welcome appearance, and doesn’t that just warm the cockles of your heart? That woman is right purty, with or without a set of natural, God-given tig ol’s. She might be crazy, though.

As usual, though, them boys’ minds eventually end up in the gutter, and they start pontificatin’ about pornography. I swear, I never heard a couple of straight, God-fearing good ol’ boys like them talk so lovingly about another man’s rod. That’s what the big city will do to you, I guess.

There’s some meanderin’ about, here and there. The boys talk about modern-day conveniences, and the scary ol’ future, and drinkin’ and whatnot. It’s all newfangled for this old fuddy-duddy but, well, there’s a lot about this generation I don’t understand. That’s why I like listening to these boys. They got a way of talking that, well, gives me hope for this cursed world of ours. Truly and for sure, Everything Is Stupid.

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